Tu Bai was stunned for a moment.
He looked down at his Abdomen, thought for a moment, gave a Rabbit Nodding.
That's fine," he said, putting away his sword, "don't startle Baby.
Gojo Satoru smiled.
He turned around, facing Hisoka.
Come on," he said, his tone as casual as if he were saying, "The Weather is nice today.
Hisoka's Breathing grew heavy.
With a wave of his hand, several playing cards flew out, moving so fast their trajectories were impossible to see.
Gojo Satoru did not move.
The playing cards stopped in front of him—only a few centimeters from his face, yet they simply could not touch him.
Limitless.
Hisoka froze for a moment, then became even more excited.
"Love Compilation!" With a tug of his hand, those playing cards were drawn by invisible threads, circling around Gojo Satoru's back before shooting out once more.
He still couldn't touch him.
Gojo Satoru didn't even turn around.
Hisoka's Eyes lit up, turning gold.
He lunged forward, condensing more playing cards in his hands, attacking from every angle. Some were fast, some were slow, some were straight, some were curved, forming a dense barrage like rain.
Gojo Satoru just stood there, hands in his pockets, without moving a single step.
All attacks stopped around him, as if blocked by an invisible wall.
“Is that all?” Gojo Satoru asked.
Hisoka stopped, panting, stared at him.
His Eyes were not filled with frustration, but with even deeper excitement.
So amazing.." he murmured, "So amazing, so amazing, so amazing..
He lunged at him again.
This time, it was close combat.
His punches and kicks were as fast as afterimages, every strike carrying Nian's explosive power. But Gojo Satoru was even faster; with a slight tilt of his body, he evaded all the attacks.
Sometimes, when an attack couldn't be dodged, it would be blocked by that invisible wall.
Hisoka fought with increasing madness, the smile on his face growing wider and wider.
Gojo Satoru finally moved.
He raised his hand, pressing his index and middle fingers together, pointing them toward Hisoka.
Cang.
A massive suction force appeared out of thin air. Hisoka's body was pulled forward uncontrollably, as if he were being sucked into some invisible Vortex.
He struggled, but he couldn't break free.
"Stretchable Love!" He stuck his Nen to the ground, attempting to steady himself.
But the suction was too strong, his Cursed Energy threads were stretched so tight they were about to snap.
Gojo Satoru moved his fingers again.
Hollow Purple.
The suction instantly turned into repulsion.
Hisoka was sent flying, crashing through several broken walls before finally landing in a garbage heap.
The Garbage Heap exploded, kicking up a cloud of dust.
Tu Bai stood at the Fortress Doorway, watching it all.
His Princess is so amazing.
He couldn't understand all that "Cang" and "He" business, but he just felt it was incredible.
The dust slowly settled.
Hisoka crawled out from the Garbage Heap.
His clothes were torn, his face was covered in dust, there was blood at the corner of his mouth. But his eyes were terrifyingly bright, with a certain fanatical light burning within his golden eyes.
Ah~~
He let out a long sigh, his entire body trembling.
Amazing.. so amazing.." He muttered, staring at Gojo Satoru, his eyes unblinking, "A mature, powerful, perfect big apple!
Gojo Satoru: ".."
Hisoka walked out from the Garbage Heap and approached Gojo Satoru, looking up at him—he was a head shorter than Gojo Satoru, but that did not diminish the fanaticism in his eyes.
I'm going to come and fight you every day," he said, his tone as if he were announcing some absolute truth, "every single day.
Gojo Satoru looked at him, his expression somewhat subtle.
This person.. his brain really has problems, doesn't it?
I don't have time," he said. "I have to stay with the Rabbit King to ensure the health of the fetus.
Hisoka froze for a moment. "Protecting the fetus?"
He turned his head toward Tu Bai, his gaze falling upon that slightly protruding abdomen.
Oh~~" He drew out his Voice, as if he had realized something, "It's yours?
"Mine," Gojo Satoru said.
Tu Bai felt uncomfortable under his gaze.
He walked over and stood beside Gojo Satoru, blocking Hisoka's line of sight.
What are you looking at?" He frowned. "This is my Princess; you are not allowed to look.
Hisoka blinked.
Tu Bai continued, "No one is allowed to touch my Princess. From now on, you are not allowed to get close to him."
Hisoka looked at him, then at Gojo Satoru, suddenly smiled.
Interesting~~" he said, "so interesting.
He turned around, walked a few steps, then looked back.
I'll come back tomorrow," he said, his Eyes shining, "Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after that—I'll come every single day.
Then he left.
Tu Bai stared at his back, his brow furrowed tightly.
"This man is so annoying," he said.
Gojo Satoru laughed.
It is quite annoying," he said. "But the way the Rabbit King acted just now was very cute.
Tu Bai froze for a moment. "Like what?"
Like declaring, 'No one is allowed to touch my Princess'.
Tu Bai's ears twitched, his face felt a bit hot.
"I.. I was just.." He couldn't quite find the words.
Gojo Satoru lowered his head and kissed him on the forehead.
Don't worry," he said, "I belong only to the Rabbit King.
Tu Bai looked up at him.
Those Blue Eyes were bright, filled with laughter and something else—something warm, soft, capable of making one's Heartbeat race.
He averted his gaze and gave a huff.
That's more like it.
He turned and walked toward the Fortress, but after a few steps, he stopped.
Princess.
Hmm?
If that lunatic comes again tomorrow," he said, pausing, "don't let him touch you.
Gojo Satoru laughed.
Alright.
Tu Bai nodded and continued walking inward.
After walking a few steps, he looked back once more.
Gojo Satoru was still standing in place, looking in his direction, the smile on his face not yet faded.
Tu Bai suddenly felt that smile was very beautiful.
More beautiful than anything.
He turned back, his ears twitching, strode quickly into the Fortress.
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Day 2, Hisoka really came again.
Gojo Satoru blocked him outside, using the excuse that "the Rabbit King needs to rest."
Hisoka was unwilling to give up and shouted from outside, "What about tomorrow? Is tomorrow okay?"
There's a First Prenatal Checkup tomorrow.